A PINK GOAT. What would you do?

You%26#039;re walking along the side of the road, and all of a sudden, POOF! A pink goat appears right in front of your very eyes. There he is, his magnificent mane close enough to touch. His glimmering hooves stamping along the train tracks. His horns piercing the blue sky.





A bloodcurdling shriek escapes from the lips of the sunburned goat. You turn your head in the direction his eyes have gone wild to. The biggest, most gargantuan train you have EVER seen is heading full-speed your way.





The pink goat is too stunned to move, and simply stands stationary - mouth gaping, eyes bulging. You run your hand through your hair, thinking, %26quot;What the dump?%26quot;





You quickly scan the surroundings. Duct tape, a quart of cream, sand, cactii, a bowling ball, cheesecake, an iPod, and the movie Bill and Ted%26#039;s Excellent Adventures are the only things you can spot in the vast desert landscape.





You will have to use this tools to save poor Sir Goat.


What will you do?
A PINK GOAT. What would you do?
Let the train hit the goat, salvage the meat, put it in the freezer. Goat saved. The End.
A PINK GOAT. What would you do?
Use the cactii to poke him in the ****...That should get him movin%26#039;....
Reply:i whould turn it in to the FBI or i would kill it
Reply:first i%26#039;ll eat the ipod and listen to music on the cheesecake


put the quart of cream on the tracks so the train will stop immediately.


duct tape the train to the tracks so it cant move


throw the movie at the goat so he runs away
Reply:Hmmm--tricky, clever, and creative....hmmmm...





I would hold out the pie to him and if not, throw a bowling ball on the tracks a little bit closer to the train so it might jack up the train and it%26#039;s tracks.





Hmmmm.....I guessed?


What would YOU do?
Reply:I would try to wake myself up
Reply:Jerked pink goat! Yum. Is that one of my options?
Reply:I don%26#039;t do drugs. lol