Be patient, there's more to the joke...just not enough space.?

TO MY DEAR WIFE:


During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:


54 times the sheets were clean


17 times it was too late


49 times you were too tired


20 times it was too hot


15 times you pretended to be asleep


22 times you had a headache


17 times you were afraid of waking the baby


16 times you said you were too sore


12 times it was the wrong time of the month


19 times you had to get up early


9 times you said weren%26#039;t in the mood


7 times you were sunburned


6 times you were watching the late show


5 times you didn%26#039;t want to mess up your new hairdo


3 times you said the neighbors would hear us


9 times you said your mother would hear us


Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:


6 times you just laid there


8 times you reminded me there%26#039;s a crack in the ceiling


4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
Be patient, there%26#039;s more to the joke...just not enough space.?
why doesnt she just leave him?
Be patient, there%26#039;s more to the joke...just not enough space.?
when r u gonna put the rest of the joke??
Reply:Poor poor couple!!!! Good joke....it made me laugh....silly silly you.....lol
Reply:HAHA KINDA funny lol
Reply:lol!!!
Reply:HEHEHEHEHE THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:tis a sad couple...but interesting...
Reply:Alrighty then.
Reply:Was funny, definatly made me laugh
Reply:haha thats great