A bit long but its worth it xxx funny or true xxxxx?

To My Dear Girlfriend,





During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:





54 times the sheets were clean


17 times it was too late


49 times you were too tired


20 times it was too hot


15 times you pretended to be asleep


22 times you had a headache


17 times you were afraid of waking the baby


16 times you said you were too sore


12 times it was the wrong time of the month


19 times you had to get up early


9 times you said weren%26#039;t in the mood


7 times you were sunburned


6 times you were watching the late show


5 times you didn%26#039;t want to mess up your new hair-do


3 times you said the neighbors would hear us


9 times you said your mother would hear us


Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:





6 times you just laid there


8 times you reminded me there%26#039;s a crack in the ceiling
A bit long but its worth it xxx funny or true xxxxx?
That is some diary. It is like two rolled into one. Oh Chris you are damn good at the jokes cos no one can do them like you. lol





EDIT: I forgot to give you a star. Here%26#039;s one for you. I never think on them half time. Cheers.
A bit long but its worth it xxx funny or true xxxxx?
lol veeery funny! :p
Reply:Loooooong......but good
Reply::)
Reply:How dare you!





I wrote this in my diary for my own private thoughts...You have got a lot of explaining to do.
Reply:I see only platonic love !or love with a new meaning perhaps at the virtual second world!
Reply:Wow....that was long.....Funny though! Quite Scary actually because some of it I felt like I%26#039;ve said before....Actually most of it I%26#039;ve said before............Ah ha ha ha ha
Reply:lol, that is really funny and how true is that..hhaha


Oh but in my case there are only few I use as an excuse, infact my guy should consider himself lucky ...


here is a star for a well deserved joke
Reply:LOL :0)
Reply:LMAO! That is sooo funny! I love it super fantastic!
Reply:hum
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:OMG that was soooooooooooo funny.





Thanx for that





:) xx
Reply:Hi Chris, I am still LOL this is soooo funny. The Girlfriend rules over the boyfriend.The best 2 out of the girlfriends was he miss the spot and was screwing the sheet i love this one,and you felt me move a little because you FARTED and I was trying to BREATHE!!! I love it. Keep them coming Chris.


Lol


A Friend.


Chris